I am glad you liked it. This was my attempt at tastefulness. So, when people tell me "Don't use foul language in your cartoons", I will direct them to this one. Thanks again!

Yeah, I’m thinking about making a thesaurus of shitting.

What do you think?

1. AM BM

2. Backing the bus out of the garage

3. Baking brownies

4. Bio Break

5. Blasting a dookie

6. Burying some cable

7. Charm an upside down brown snake

8. Check my messages

9. Check the pipes

10. Cleaning out the vertical file

11. Cleanse the colon

12. Clear out some inventory

13. CODE 3

14. Code Brown

15. Colon bowlin’

16. Contemplate my existence

17. Contributing to nature

18. Crackin’ off a couple of bricks

19. Curl one down

20. Dispensing some Soft-Serve

21. Download

22. Drop a deuce

23. Drop the kids off at the pool

24. Drop wolf bait

25. Dropping a bomb

26. Dropping science

27. Fertilize the ferns

28. Get rid of some lunch

29. Giving Birth

30. Go number two

31. Go phone Elvis

32. Go to the thinking room

33. Go upstairs and check __

34. Going for a dump

35. Got the Hershey squirts

36. Gotta take a squirter

37. Grow a tail

38. Have a crap

39. Have some alone time

40. Heave a Havana

41. I gotta heave ho

42. I’m going to go sit down

43. Jumpers in the door

44. Lay down some spicy brown

45. Leaving a floater

46. Let the corn out

47. Lose a few pounds

48. Lucy placing a charlie brown kick

49. Make a Cleveland steamer

50. Make a donation to the porcelin god

51. Make some butt coffee

52. Make some room

53. Molesting my asshole

54. My band’s about to have an ep release

55. My poop is playing peek-a-boo

56. Open up a can of soup

57. Pay homage to burger king

58. Pinch one off

59. Pinching a loaf

60. Piss out my ass

61. Prairie doggin’

62. Press a coil

63. Push some putty

64. Put my knuckles to the ground

65. Put my thoughts down on paper

66. Putting in my two weeks notice

67. Read a book

68. Red light flashing

69. Releasing the chocolate hostages

70. Roll some logs

71. Rolling a ciger

72. Secret activity #1

73. See a man about a horse

74. Send a fax

75. Shee-Shee

76. Shoo-Shoo

77. Shoot some craps

78. Slide one out

79. Squeezing out a flesh slurpee

80. Stretch the anus

81. Take a seat on the throne

82. Take the Browns to the Superbowl

83. Taking a signal 92

84. Taking Bill Cosby’s kids to the lake

85. The brown is down

86. The three S’s

87. Throwing a curve ball

88. Turtle head pokin out

89. Visit fortress of solitude

90. Visit the library

91. Visiting fonzie’s office

92. Visiting the crapper

93. Waking Winnie the Pooh

94. Watch the Jamaican bobsled team

Good GOD. Did you even read the How To or the Controls? It tells you exactly how to play. There IS a run button. You can reconfigure the keys however you want. I know people don't like to read, but I don't think anyone loaded Battlefield 2 and just played it, thought the controls were too confusing, and left without even looking in the controls menu. I'm also aware this is a "Flash game" but that shouldn't be synonymous with "game where you only press two buttons." Yes, there are 5 buttons to learn, but it's not that hard, and you can reconfigure the keys to your liking, or even use a gamepad to play, if you use something like JoyToKey.

You've pissed me off. Give the game a chance by actually reading the controls and learning how to play, because I think the game is worth at least that much.

Then the decent thing to do would have been to notice this was a movie and not bother watching it... or leaving a review which only leaves your personal opinions on Game parodies, I would have been much happier if you had just left a fair review corresponding to my efforts and the quality of it.

Thanks for the review. Peace out
~Outlaw