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I liked this game. It's interesting to see a person's reaction when you use some kind of weird slang term. I probably will never use any of these words myself, though. Another game like this for something else would be cool. I like to piss off and confuse people.
Author's Response:
Yeah, I’m thinking about making a thesaurus of shitting.
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1. AM BM
2. Backing the bus out of the garage
3. Baking brownies
4. Bio Break
5. Blasting a dookie
6. Burying some cable
7. Charm an upside down brown snake
8. Check my messages
9. Check the pipes
10. Cleaning out the vertical file
11. Cleanse the colon
12. Clear out some inventory
13. CODE 3
14. Code Brown
15. Colon bowlin’
16. Contemplate my existence
17. Contributing to nature
18. Crackin’ off a couple of bricks
19. Curl one down
20. Dispensing some Soft-Serve
21. Download
22. Drop a deuce
23. Drop the kids off at the pool
24. Drop wolf bait
25. Dropping a bomb
26. Dropping science
27. Fertilize the ferns
28. Get rid of some lunch
29. Giving Birth
30. Go number two
31. Go phone Elvis
32. Go to the thinking room
33. Go upstairs and check __
34. Going for a dump
35. Got the Hershey squirts
36. Gotta take a squirter
37. Grow a tail
38. Have a crap
39. Have some alone time
40. Heave a Havana
41. I gotta heave ho
42. I’m going to go sit down
43. Jumpers in the door
44. Lay down some spicy brown
45. Leaving a floater
46. Let the corn out
47. Lose a few pounds
48. Lucy placing a charlie brown kick
49. Make a Cleveland steamer
50. Make a donation to the porcelin god
51. Make some butt coffee
52. Make some room
53. Molesting my asshole
54. My band’s about to have an ep release
55. My poop is playing peek-a-boo
56. Open up a can of soup
57. Pay homage to burger king
58. Pinch one off
59. Pinching a loaf
60. Piss out my ass
61. Prairie doggin’
62. Press a coil
63. Push some putty
64. Put my knuckles to the ground
65. Put my thoughts down on paper
66. Putting in my two weeks notice
67. Read a book
68. Red light flashing
69. Releasing the chocolate hostages
70. Roll some logs
71. Rolling a ciger
72. Secret activity #1
73. See a man about a horse
74. Send a fax
75. Shee-Shee
76. Shoo-Shoo
77. Shoot some craps
78. Slide one out
79. Squeezing out a flesh slurpee
80. Stretch the anus
81. Take a seat on the throne
82. Take the Browns to the Superbowl
83. Taking a signal 92
84. Taking Bill Cosby’s kids to the lake
85. The brown is down
86. The three S’s
87. Throwing a curve ball
88. Turtle head pokin out
89. Visit fortress of solitude
90. Visit the library
91. Visiting fonzie’s office
92. Visiting the crapper
93. Waking Winnie the Pooh
94. Watch the Jamaican bobsled team
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That was horrible. It was very confusing and I found it impossible to solve the case. No one in the game gave me any sort of evidence to crack the case, and the commands were very frustrating and awkward, mostly because of many speeling and grammatical errors. The plot wasn't that bad, but the way the plot was presented is.
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The game was really well designed, except for the controls. I thought that they were placed in awkward spots. Also, I thought the guy didn't move fast enough. There should at least be a "run" button, if there isn't one already.
Author's Response:
Good GOD. Did you even read the How To or the Controls? It tells you exactly how to play. There IS a run button. You can reconfigure the keys however you want. I know people don't like to read, but I don't think anyone loaded Battlefield 2 and just played it, thought the controls were too confusing, and left without even looking in the controls menu. I'm also aware this is a "Flash game" but that shouldn't be synonymous with "game where you only press two buttons." Yes, there are 5 buttons to learn, but it's not that hard, and you can reconfigure the keys to your liking, or even use a gamepad to play, if you use something like JoyToKey.
You've pissed me off. Give the game a chance by actually reading the controls and learning how to play, because I think the game is worth at least that much.
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I thought this game was SO adorable! I had the restrain myself from hugging the computer screen when the cow purred and giggled. A little more interactivity would probably make me burst into tears from its ultimate cuteness. I also wanted to give the cow water or treats, maybe give it a toy. This is a great base for an even better game.
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That was hysterical! The pictures went along perfectly. I LOVED how you used Buddy Christ from "Dogma."
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Good old cow tippin! Other than violence in the final level, the "Excessive Violence" might be there to warn people of the potential dangers of cow tipping. Seriously, cows can be pretty damn heavy!
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That's hillarious! Highly amusing. Anyone who gave this a very low score needs to get a life.
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I loved that game! It was hard, but not too difficult, and really fun. Navigation was really difficult at first, and so was clicking the "x" to exit out of the speech boxes, but it's worth the "extra effort." Keep up the kick ass games!
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What the hell was that? That had no entertainment value. At first I thought it was a game (shut up!), which may not have sucked so much. I don't enjoy watching video games that I can't play, or even screw up by messing with the person playing.
Author's Response:
Then the decent thing to do would have been to notice this was a movie and not bother watching it... or leaving a review which only leaves your personal opinions on Game parodies, I would have been much happier if you had just left a fair review corresponding to my efforts and the quality of it.
Thanks for the review. Peace out
~Outlaw
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This is a good start for a game, but right now it sucks. You can't do much, like see people's reactions. That would make it a lot better.
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